Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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