I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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