I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Small penises have feelings too.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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