marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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