shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I am midnight drunk by noon
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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