In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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