Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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