but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Two words: nipple clamps
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