im holly from the hills drunk
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
