we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I need a burrito and a hug.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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