forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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