I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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