Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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