your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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