I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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