I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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