well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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