why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
