I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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