I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
