Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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