plz talk dirty to me
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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