spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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