Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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