She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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