the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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