i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
