you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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