what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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