When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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