turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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