just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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