glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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