yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I think people are normalizing furries
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
