Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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