So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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