K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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