Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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