she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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