He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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