i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
dude. I can hear the air.
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