I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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