Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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