Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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