I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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