when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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