im about as happy as oj after his trial
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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