I think I am morally bankrupt
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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