Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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