i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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